I Shed Therefore I AM Golden

Introducing the profound truth every Golden Retriever owner lives by – a brilliant twist on Descartes’ famous quote that perfectly captures the essence of Golden life! This joyful design celebrates the undeniable reality that shedding isn’t just what your Golden does, it’s WHO they are at their very core.

Product Highlights:

• Adorable Golden Retriever illustration with the most infectious happy expression
• Flying fur details that perfectly capture the shedding reality in artistic style
• Clever philosophical wordplay that turns dog hair from nuisance to identity
• Vibrant golden tones that match your pup’s gorgeous, ever-shedding coat

Why Golden Parents Are Tail-Wagging Over This Design:

✅ Brilliant humor that transforms shedding from problem to personality trait

✅ Gorgeous breed-specific artwork showcasing that classic Golden joy

✅ Philosophical twist that makes you sound smart while celebrating your furry overlord

✅ Instant bonding tool with fellow Golden owners who get the struggle

Perfect For:

• Grocery store runs where you’ll inevitably find golden fur on your clothes anyway
• Dog park meetups with other professionally fur-covered parents
• Gifts for Golden Retriever enthusiasts who’ve embraced the hairy lifestyle
• Casual wear when you want to explain your fur-covered existence with style
• Anyone who’s made peace with being a walking lint roller advertisement

Embrace your Golden’s most defining characteristic with philosophical flair – because if your dog sheds, therefore they are gloriously, unapologetically GOLDEN!

Size Chart (inches):

Basic:

Size Label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½

Organic:

Size Label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	27 ⅛	19 ½	8 ⅞
M	28 ¾	21	9 ½
L	29 ½	22 ¼	9 ⅝
XL	30 ¼	23 ⅜	9 ⅞
2XL	31 ⅛	25	10

Oversized:

Size Label	Length	Sleeve Length	Width
S	27 ¾	9	20 ⅛
M	29 ⅛	9 ½	21 ⅝
L	30 ½	9 ½	23 ¼
XL	31 ⅞	10 ¼	24 ¾
2XL	33 ¼	10 ⅝	26 ⅜