I Shed Therefore I AM Golden

Price range: $25.99 through $49.99

The Ultimate Philosophy for Golden Retriever Parents!

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Introducing the profound truth every Golden Retriever owner lives by – a brilliant twist on Descartes’ famous quote that perfectly captures the essence of Golden life! This joyful design celebrates the undeniable reality that shedding isn’t just what your Golden does, it’s WHO they are at their very core.

Product Highlights:

  • Adorable Golden Retriever illustration with the most infectious happy expression
  • Flying fur details that perfectly capture the shedding reality in artistic style
  • Clever philosophical wordplay that turns dog hair from nuisance to identity
  • Vibrant golden tones that match your pup’s gorgeous, ever-shedding coat

Why Golden Parents Are Tail-Wagging Over This Design:

Brilliant humor that transforms shedding from problem to personality trait

Gorgeous breed-specific artwork showcasing that classic Golden joy

Philosophical twist that makes you sound smart while celebrating your furry overlord

Instant bonding tool with fellow Golden owners who get the struggle

Perfect For:

  • Grocery store runs where you’ll inevitably find golden fur on your clothes anyway
  • Dog park meetups with other professionally fur-covered parents
  • Gifts for Golden Retriever enthusiasts who’ve embraced the hairy lifestyle
  • Casual wear when you want to explain your fur-covered existence with style
  • Anyone who’s made peace with being a walking lint roller advertisement

Embrace your Golden’s most defining characteristic with philosophical flair – because if your dog sheds, therefore they are gloriously, unapologetically GOLDEN!

Size Chart (inches):

Basic:

Size Label Length Width Sleeve length
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½

Organic:

Size Label Length Width Sleeve length
S 27 ⅛ 19 ½ 8 ⅞
M 28 ¾ 21 9 ½
L 29 ½ 22 ¼ 9 ⅝
XL 30 ¼ 23 ⅜ 9 ⅞
2XL 31 ⅛ 25 10

Oversized:

Size Label Length Sleeve Length Width
S 27 ¾ 9 20 ⅛
M 29 ⅛ 9 ½ 21 ⅝
L 30 ½ 9 ½ 23 ¼
XL 31 ⅞ 10 ¼ 24 ¾
2XL 33 ¼ 10 ⅝ 26 ⅜